Singles
by Matt Mulholland
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Mac n Cheese
02:32
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Accidental Incest
03:17
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The Trumpet Song
01:24
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Balls to Mouth
02:47
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Penis Chorale Part III
03:25
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about
A collection of the singles I've released on the YouTubes
credits
released 07 July 2011
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- Track Name: Mac n Cheese
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Ugh!
You know it's not every day you get to rap about something you love
Ugh, let's go! (lets' go)
I go to the store to get some macaroni
I grab some cheese, high five a homie
I think I'll get some bacon, or maybe some ham
I do some breakdancing just 'cause I can
I'm at home now, I cook that shit up
I'm all alone now but I dont' give a fuck
This mac and cheese it tastes so fine
I'll eat the shit out of it because it's all mine
Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Gonna mac all over your shit (mac and cheese)
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
Gonna cheese all over your tits
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
I'm pretty full now, but mmm that smell
I think I'm kinda hungry for something else (something else)
I look around and lock the door
I put the plate on the floor
I take my pants off and get on my knees
I take a deep breath and fuck the mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
It felt pretty nice but I quickly learned
It would be like real sex if vaginas burned
Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Nice to eat but don't put your penis in it
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
But it's a food, you shouldn't have sex with it
(Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese)
It tastes good, but don't have sex with it
I really burned my penis, my penis
Or if you do have sex with it
Wait for it to cool down first
I really burned my penis, ow
I really burned my penis
Yeah, that's right, don't have sex with mac and cheese
I burned my penis quite badly, gotta go see a doctor
Quite embarrassed about it
I know it seems like a good idea at the time, but trust me it's not
Probably just stay away from having sex with any type of food really
Yeah, hot dogs... - Track Name: Accidental Incest
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This is a story about a boy named John
And a girly named Suzanne
They met one night in a parking lot
And that's how their love began
A couple years later on a fateful day
Old Johnny had a crash on the state highway
The doctors were quick for the blood transfusion
And after that was done there was much confusion
Suzy thought her day couldn't get any worse
Till she found out her and Johnny were separated...
At birth
Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my brother
(It was an accident)
Here's another story 'bout Steve and Fay
They both loved to party, couldn't keep them away
One night in a club they were groovin', gettin' funky
They met each other on the floor hoping to get lucky
Things heated up, they were having so much fun
They both went back to Steve's, knowing they would get some
Everything was right when the lights were dim
Then they turned them on and realised
That they were cousins
Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my cousin
(Another unfortunate accident)
Don't get it on unless you are sure
You might have an uncle that you've never met before
So many thoughts running through your head
Just never take a family member to bed - Track Name: Balls to Mouth
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Hey pretty baby just can't wait for you to come on home
Been waiting hours to tell you something you should know
I love you more than life itself and girl you should come back
I want you here and now just sucking on my ball sack
Where you gotta go, why you gotta do things
That don't involve my balls in your mouth?
Who you gotta meet, what could possibly be more important
Than putting my balls in your mouth?
Oh, baby, should be sucking on my ball sack
Yeah, ow, uh, you should be sucking on my ball sack
Baby get off the phone, my nuts are all alone
Stop watching the TV, I want you over me
Just thinking 'bout you baby makes my heart start to throb
Not too high or low, don't want a blow or rimjob
I see you made me dinner, well at least I won't get thinner
It's not that I'm not thankful, just wish you did it with your mouth full
Of my tasty ready salted kinda sweaty nuts
It's not like I'm asking to put it inside of your butt
I think I made quite clear that I don't want you doing anything
Without my balls in your mouth
Awake, asleep, tired or unconscious
Gonna put my balls in your mouth
Oh, baby, yeah, you should be sucking on my ball sack
Yeah, ow, ow, yeah, you should be sucking on my ball sack
Take one step left, and one to the right
Do the hand swipe then bring it back tight
Lean up north, then lean back south
Get on your knees and put my balls in your mouth
What do you think you're doing bringing me presents on my birthday?
You should be sucking on my ball sack
Stop wasting time telling me about your day
You should be sucking on my ball sack
Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, b-b-b-b-baby
I just, I just want you, want you on my ball sack, yeah
On my ball sack
Where you gotta go, why you gotta do things
That don't involve my balls in your mouth?
Who you gotta meet, what could possibly be more important
Than putting my balls in your mouth?
I think I made quite clear that I don't want you doing anything
Without my balls in your mouth
Awake, asleep, tired or unconscious
Gonna put my balls in your mouth
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby - Track Name: Penis Chorale Part III
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