Singles

by Matt Mulholland

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A collection of the singles I've released on the YouTubes

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released July 7, 2011

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Matt Mulholland Wellington, New Zealand

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Track Name: Mac n Cheese
Ugh!
You know it's not every day you get to rap about something you love
Ugh, let's go! (lets' go)

I go to the store to get some macaroni
I grab some cheese, high five a homie
I think I'll get some bacon, or maybe some ham
I do some breakdancing just 'cause I can

I'm at home now, I cook that shit up
I'm all alone now but I dont' give a fuck
This mac and cheese it tastes so fine
I'll eat the shit out of it because it's all mine

Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Gonna mac all over your shit (mac and cheese)
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
Gonna cheese all over your tits

Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)

I'm pretty full now, but mmm that smell
I think I'm kinda hungry for something else (something else)
I look around and lock the door
I put the plate on the floor

I take my pants off and get on my knees
I take a deep breath and fuck the mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
It felt pretty nice but I quickly learned
It would be like real sex if vaginas burned

Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Nice to eat but don't put your penis in it
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
But it's a food, you shouldn't have sex with it

(Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese)

It tastes good, but don't have sex with it
I really burned my penis, my penis
Or if you do have sex with it
Wait for it to cool down first
I really burned my penis, ow
I really burned my penis

Yeah, that's right, don't have sex with mac and cheese
I burned my penis quite badly, gotta go see a doctor
Quite embarrassed about it
I know it seems like a good idea at the time, but trust me it's not
Probably just stay away from having sex with any type of food really
Yeah, hot dogs...
Track Name: Accidental Incest
This is a story about a boy named John
And a girly named Suzanne
They met one night in a parking lot
And that's how their love began
A couple years later on a fateful day
Old Johnny had a crash on the state highway
The doctors were quick for the blood transfusion
And after that was done there was much confusion
Suzy thought her day couldn't get any worse
Till she found out her and Johnny were separated...
At birth

Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my brother

(It was an accident)

Here's another story 'bout Steve and Fay
They both loved to party, couldn't keep them away
One night in a club they were groovin', gettin' funky
They met each other on the floor hoping to get lucky
Things heated up, they were having so much fun
They both went back to Steve's, knowing they would get some
Everything was right when the lights were dim
Then they turned them on and realised
That they were cousins

Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my cousin

(Another unfortunate accident)

Don't get it on unless you are sure
You might have an uncle that you've never met before
So many thoughts running through your head
Just never take a family member to bed
Track Name: Balls to Mouth
Hey pretty baby just can't wait for you to come on home
Been waiting hours to tell you something you should know
I love you more than life itself and girl you should come back
I want you here and now just sucking on my ball sack

Where you gotta go, why you gotta do things
That don't involve my balls in your mouth?
Who you gotta meet, what could possibly be more important
Than putting my balls in your mouth?

Oh, baby, should be sucking on my ball sack
Yeah, ow, uh, you should be sucking on my ball sack

Baby get off the phone, my nuts are all alone
Stop watching the TV, I want you over me
Just thinking 'bout you baby makes my heart start to throb
Not too high or low, don't want a blow or rimjob

I see you made me dinner, well at least I won't get thinner
It's not that I'm not thankful, just wish you did it with your mouth full
Of my tasty ready salted kinda sweaty nuts
It's not like I'm asking to put it inside of your butt

I think I made quite clear that I don't want you doing anything
Without my balls in your mouth
Awake, asleep, tired or unconscious
Gonna put my balls in your mouth

Oh, baby, yeah, you should be sucking on my ball sack
Yeah, ow, ow, yeah, you should be sucking on my ball sack

Take one step left, and one to the right
Do the hand swipe then bring it back tight
Lean up north, then lean back south
Get on your knees and put my balls in your mouth

What do you think you're doing bringing me presents on my birthday?
You should be sucking on my ball sack
Stop wasting time telling me about your day
You should be sucking on my ball sack
Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, b-b-b-b-baby
I just, I just want you, want you on my ball sack, yeah
On my ball sack

Where you gotta go, why you gotta do things
That don't involve my balls in your mouth?
Who you gotta meet, what could possibly be more important
Than putting my balls in your mouth?

I think I made quite clear that I don't want you doing anything
Without my balls in your mouth
Awake, asleep, tired or unconscious
Gonna put my balls in your mouth

Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Gonna put my balls in your mouth, baby
My balls in your mouth, baby
Track Name: Penis Chorale Part III
Penis

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Penis, penis

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Penis pa penis pa penis
Pa penis pa penis
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Pa penis pa penis

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penis penis, penis penis)

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Penis
Track Name: Finding Nemo
Picture this
A husband a wife
With so much love
In their life

With a bunch of little ones on the way
You just couldn't picture a happier day

But then evil invades their home
And it leaves poor marlon all alone
His days are over, of happiness and fun
Until he sees a child, his only son

He raises him good
He raises him well
He's a little weak, but you can't tell

He's on his way to the first day of school
He loves his dad, but he's playing it cool

But he gets caught up in a larger scheme
And is taken away with terrified scream

Marlon almost gives up, but he feels a drive
He knows that Nemo
Is still alive

And so he goes to find his son
Ce has to swim 'cause he can't run
What is he gonna do, lost in the ocean blue
He's gonna keep swimming, and find his fucking son

He starts his quest, it starts the story
He finds a guide, her name is Dory
She says she knows the way, and she grants his wish
But then she can't remember, because she's a fish

They get attacked by sharks, this is the end
But it turns out the sharks just wanna be friends
Lucky to stay alive that day
They find a map to P. Sherman, Wallaby Way

And so they go to find his son
They have to swim cause they can't run
What are they gonna do, lost in the ocean blue
They're gonna fucking keep swimming, and find his fucking son

They take the wrong road, and then get stung
The journey was over, before it begun
After waking up from this hurtle
They find themselves on track, on the back of a turtle

They get eaten by a whale
But they hold on to it's tongue
Dory is off the rail
They could've run

They need to let go
But Marlon says no
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THESE THINGS, BUT YOU JUST CANT NEMO!

Marlin get's sad
'Cause he know's that he's a shitty dad
He was in the wrong
Too protective all along
He knows the father he has to be

Now they're in Sydney
Nemo is free

Because they found his only son
yeah they swam because they don't have legs to run
Now they are together
And Dory can remember
The journey they had,
To fucking find his mother fucking son

Yeah you can see
Finding Nemo, is a really awesome movie